If I were a month I would be:
April

If I were a day of the week I would be:
Wednesday

If I were a time of day I would be:
7.15

If I were a planet I would be:
Uranus

If I were a sea animal I would be:
Shark

If I were a direction I would be:
South

If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
Three legged stool

If I were a sin I would be:
Lust

If I were a historical figure I would be:
Winston Churchill

If I were a liquid I would be:
Coke a cola

If I were a tree I would be:
Oak

If I were a flower/plant I would be:
Daisy

If I were a kind of weather I would be:
Hazy misty sunshine

If I were a musical instrument I would be:
Fender stratocaster

If I were an animal I would be:
Lion

If I were a color I would be:
sky blue

If I were a vegetable I would be:
Eggplant

If I were a sound I would be:
One very loud bang.

If I were an element I would be:
Fire

If I were a car I would be:
Mustang

If I were a song I would be:
The Beatles: Let it be

If I were a movie I would be directed by:
God

If I were a book I would be written by:
Eternity

If I were a food I would be:
Apple pie

If I were a place I would be:
A lost temple to a forgotten god

If I were a material I would be:
Soft warm cotton

If I were a taste I would be:
Cherrys

If I were a scent I would be:
Girls Strawberry perfume

If I were a word I would be:
Empathy

If I were an object I would be:
Pen

If I were a body part I would be:
Heart

If I were a facial expression I would be:
A dirty grin

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Yogi Bear

If I were a shape I would be a:
Triangle

If I were a number I would be:
9